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Restless Leg Syndrome

By Janet Roof

 

Along with many people in this world, I suffer from this unexplained illness called restless leg syndrome. Now I thought I was just going crazy when it all began I was not sure what the hell was going on. I would crawl under the covers getting ready for a comfortable night of rest and relaxation but no matter how tired my body was my legs would not cooperate with the rest of me.

I had an uncontrollable twitch and couldn’t keep still. I tried everything, well almost everything. Showers, pedicures, massage, exercise, you name it I tried it. When all else failed I resorted to taking an over the counter sleep aid, but I never felt right enough in the morning to continue with my daily activities.

I went on line and began to research different sites regarding my condition and believe me there are quite a lot of them. It was quite puzzling, and not all the sights in the world could really explain what was happening to me. They have a medication available for this condition but the side effects are not good at all here are just a few of them nausea, vomiting, dizziness, and drowsiness or sleepiness.

Now I don’t know about you but if you are having trouble, sleeping this doesn’t seem to be a bright idea. That is not all here is my personal favorite hallucinations (unreal sounds, visions, or sensations) just the thing you need when you are trying to go to sleep. It sounds more like a drug one would take at a Grateful Dead concert. I began to ask around if anyone else that I knew suffered from these phenomena but to no avail. I seemed to be alone in this.

Now I’m not a doctor nor do I play one on TV, but I have the solution for all of you who may be suffering from restless leg syndrome. It came to me one evening, I was trying to sleep while my legs were tripping the night fantastic when I left the warmth of my bed and headed for the couch. There was nothing worth watching on the TV so as so many times before I began to let my fingers do the walking if you know what I mean. I pleasured myself and because I did not have the aid of video or magazine, it seemed to take a little longer then usual.

Not like that is a bad thing but because it did take a bit longer the muscle in my forearm began to feel the burn so to speak and by the time the task was complete I was to tired from satisfaction I went to bed. Thus the end of my restless leg syndrome forever, never would I be kept awake again because my legs want to party. I take the party to my pants and problem solved.

I tell you all this because I’m trying to prove a point. Just because things happen to us that we cannot explain does not constitute drug companies and vitamin fat cats to keep getting richer because a percentage of the population has the same symptoms. Just remember you are in control of your life just because it is in written word or on TV doesn’t make it true. Its what you do with the information that is given to you that is important. Free will is still alive in this century use it wisely it’s the only thing we truly have control over in our lives.

 

 

How many dicks does it take to get to the center of the perfect orgasm?


My sex life has been cursed for as long as I can remember.

But in all of the fuss that I have been making the longing for a good hard slam blinded me and the pursute of a penis that can open the zipper and lets himself out,all the while not truly focusing on the reality of it all.

Men who are well endowed can go all night and even after they fall asleep you can climb aboard for a post party orgasm, sounds all well and good doesn’t it, but what do you do when it’s time to go south?

At this point bigger is not better. The big boy is rarely good at this. And having to perform this act on the big log isn’t an easy task.

Small members are usually attached to the guys that must compensate for their inadequacies by being the best damn pussy lovers that have ever existed.

These men eat it like they needed it to survive, leaving your body twitching around writhing and shaking uncontrollably, not a bad trade off if you ask me.

Performing the signature move on the small variety is a piece of cake and rarely takes very long.

When you get right down to it, why go in deep on a long board when you can go anywhere you want with a semi?

But the question still remains, what do you do when you need to get slammed hard? The world may never know.

 

 

 
LETS TALK ABOUT MASTURBATION


For men and women this act is unsurpassed by any other. Masturbation is one of the only things we can do for ourselves. The only pleasure we have that requires complete and utter solitude. For me masturbation is a daily event. Most people do not wish to talk about the subject. Some things are better left unsaid, so I have been told. I say lets talk about it. Get it out into the open for a change.

Women in particular, hardly ever speak of it and men take the act for granted. I could never understand why if we all do it, does it have to be in a solitary confinement? If masturbation is such a wonderful thing why do we insist on being alone when we do it?
I would imagine that our everyday sex lives would be better if we were able to share everything with our lovers. Including masturbation.

I have found from experience that if you masturbate in front of your lover it will indeed turn them on more. In fact, the experience will be more enhanced for you. Doing something that you have never done before is very erotic. Masturbation, which is usually a solo sport, can be so much more. If you incorporate it into your partnership sex, trust me you will never go back.

Now I am not saying just masturbate in front of your lover and things will be better. No! You should take small touching breaks in between lovemaking. Show your lover what feels good; educate them to your technique. I am sure if there were any problems in the bedroom before there will not be in the future if you try.

Everyone gets embarrassed, but if you are with the person whom you love there should not be any reason to feel that way. Just close your eyes, or not, and let your heart move your body for you. Trust me,you will not regret taking the plunge. Go for it!

 

 

 

How to WOW Your Man in Bed!
-Lesson  One--


Well first of all. You need to have a man. Try getting him ready by using some of the techniques that I have described in Oral Sex.

Be sure to remove your shirt down to the bearskin or a bra. This enables him to look at your breasts in turn stimulates the mind to concentrate on you better.

Remember he is always watching you. Use this to your advantage, if you treat it like a challenge it will be more rewarding in the end.

Remember you are having sex with him not the other way around. Do not let him take control of the act. This should be the domination of your lover.

I am sure you will find that he will become more excited and show you just that, in the way he begins to squirm around groaning and moaning.

The more that you let him see you run your tongue along his body the more out of control you can make him.

Try laying your chest on top of his hips while you run your hands across his chest. Whisper to him that you love him and squeeze his ass. This will drive him crazy.


And just so you know if you take him into your mouth. Let the rounded top rub against the inside of your cheek.

Make sure he is able to get a gander at this. It turns a man wild to see that he is penetrating you. Make your cheek look full like you just cannot fit in another thing. You will get a bit of pre-cream for sure.

Remember this is for your pleasure if this is done properly you will definitely need a change of underwear.

 

 

 

Oral Sex I Love It!

Oral sex is just about the best thing in the world.I am not just talking about receiving oral sex.I am talking about giving oral sex. I have been told that many women and men do not enjoy giving oral sex.


Though giving oral sex to the male sex is my specialty in fact it is my signature. I am going to let you in on some of the secrets that men do not even know about.

If you are over the age of 18 you may continue reading if you are not you must exit the page now. The male body is massive, the male orgasm is a force to be reckoned with, and anyone can give head, but only you can fall in love with performing the act.

Giving oral sex to a man is a wonderful thing. Men love it and I love doing it. I have perfected my talent down to a science. It is a very complex science but I am more than willing to tell you all about it.

First of all, you have to be totally in love with the man you are giving oral sex to, or it just will not matter how good at it you are, you have to be in love to crave oral sex the way I crave oral sex. The way a master craves oral sex.

Think about this for a minute. Men love head right? Would you think that it would be only pleasurable for him?

Maybe you think it seems like an awful lot of work for his pleasure not yours. Or possibly you just do not like doing something if you do not get anything in return. You might just not like it at all.

Whatever the reason is you are not alone. There are millions just like you. But you do not have to feel that way any longer.


Contained in the pages of this book is the perfect guide to Giving Your Man Oral Sex. This is a can not fail guide to the most gratifying sex you or your man will ever have.

Teaching you techniques to do the job correctly. Satisfying not just your man but you as well. You can be assured this guide will have some if not many things to help you on your way to better oral sex with your man.

If you hear the words suck my cock baby, more then you really want to on a weekly basis. You can be assured that you will not hear those words again after using this guide.

You will probably hear something along the lines of, Oh baby, not again. Not tonight I need to rest. Then you know that you have mastered the signature.

For the complete guide to Giving Oral Sex to your Man requests will be taken via my guestbook I will mail it to you.

 

 

 

On and Off

My turn ons require body to body contact.

I love nature and vacuum cleaner attachments.

Washing the car is always fun with the bubbles.

Taxi cab rides are good too.

My turn-offs are bad breath, funky beards with food in them.

Bad kissers suck.

Can't get a drink crowded bars.

The line at the grocery store, bosses who have no clue and dead batteries.