Just the other day I was driving home from picking up auto parts at the junkyard when this guy in a little white car starts honking at me.
He is miming the words call me on your cell phone. I mime that I do not have one.
He gets all excited and tells me to pull it over. Well there is no way that I am pulling over to talk to this guy. Who knows what he wants and what he will do if I pull over.
So I proceeded to drive faster down the highway. Well about fifteen to twenty miles later this guy just will not quit. I mean what is wrong with this guy? He needs to get a life? Why is he following me around?
As I approached my exit I was hesitant to take it. All the while the freak in the white car is honking and yelling at me to pull over and talk.
I came up on a state trooper. I thought that he might discourage the maniac in the white car, but he did not the guy just continued to follow me.
So instead of taking my exit I went straight to the coast. Yes, the beach would be my salvation. There was no way this jerk was going to follow me to the edge of the USA, or so I thought.
Well this a**hole did. He followed me to the island. I did not know what to do. I did not want to talk to this bozo so I pulled into the police station and waited for a cop to come along.
No police could be found. I should have pulled into a donut shop instead.
So I just waited and waited. After about thirty minutes I drove around town for a little while to see if the looser was still around. Well it seemed as though he was gone. I was finally able to go home.
To all you guys that try to pick up a girl while you are driving.
If you have to follow her for over a mile and she does not pull over she is not interested.
Also, if you do follow her for over a mile it is called stalking. I think there could be a possable jail term for that sort of thing.
Happy hunting!
That goes for all you chicks too.
Play nice!
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